You jerked me off, good for you, but I wanted to fuck, let me sit on your dick

You can't say no to sex with a shape like that, so I always do

Didn't let me play The Witcher — took the keyboard and sat on top of it

"Jump on my dick, and then I'll help you with your quest in The Witcher."

Walked the girl in the park so she wouldn't break on the first date

Oh, something fell off your car... But you can fuck me

I fell for the fact that I can't fuck. He's gonna freak when I sit on his dick

Friend girl is a distance learner, but misses classes because of sex

You suck at Dota — I'm going to check you suck a dick

Don't bullshit, let's get laid and burn calories!

Honey, I googled how to come from a massage. Why don't we give it a shot?

"Let's not waste time on foreplay and use lube."

Lolly Lips, lost your keys? Feel free to look in my pants